Jup Zifo Pogo Teeten


    Jup liro reeto kezen irutenteekreidirutenfasek irutenteekreidirutenmits irutenteekreidiruten witen Noznoseish.  Scrat(Sean sop jup) insid stort grapodig.  Jup liro pravia babsif, kezjupen!  Kog, teg, sot, lom, ors, gof, arm, zek, jup, guj, kez, gol, bos, erm, oop, som, narc, bor, pous, rew, guh, kov, wox, xow, poy, bew.  Stit!  Terlisan jup lirosef pravia fis degiv yoqris.  Kijed.


I can count to nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine in Noznoseish.  We(Sean and I) made this language.  I can do the alphabet! A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.  Yes!  But I can’t do it very fast.  Yet.


   I did this because I was bored and because Sean and I wanted to be able to talk in code with me.  Now he doesn’t know it as well as I do.  He just asks me how to say certain things when he wants to say something in Noznoseish.  Like at supper yesterday, “How do you say ‘octopus’ in Noznoseish?”.  For anyone who cares to know, it is “raseto”.  Then Sean said “Jup kobles rasetos”.  “I will eat octopi”.