MUNGO EATS Latin America

Yesterday we hiked up a volcano.  Well, not to the  top.  Three quarters up the great Volcan Papaya… oops-Pacaya to see a river of lava.  Cool, isn’t it?  mom hates walking on ice.  Now walking on Volcan Pacaya is 100% bad in Moms Book of Bad.  The river of lava was cool, but not as cool as the Mallows of the Marsh!!  We roast them over lava that has been cooling for THREE DAYS  easily.  Some kids at the bottom were selling… sticks for 5 to 2 Quetzales  That’s weird.  It turned out they were for poking the lava with.  After we got them to shut up, people started saying…  “taxi taxi taxi” and “natural taxi”.  One man even said “tuk-tuk!!”  Then we left.  Still, people with horses were asking mom:  you want?  One man was halfway up Volcan Pap…Pacaya telling us that a horse doesn’t tire you out.  Yeah, but we’re Canadians from the mountains – we don’t need no stinkin’ horse!!!  After I found my own stick for free and dropped it into the lava!!!